REDD FOXX & ELVIS: The Conspiracy Continues...

I'm still trying to figure out this whole Drunk ass-washing conspiracy and what it exactly has to do with Redd Foxx and Elvis. This is what I have learned thus far:

1) A drunk came into the laundromat, Saturday, May 6th.
2) I witnessed the drunk man dip a rag into the washer and wash his ass for five minutes.
3) I know this must be a mystical sign from Elvis to teach me something...but WHAT?
4) GURUSMASHER informs me that '...this in fact might be a divine reference to the Redd Foxx 'party album', You Better Wash Your Ass!'
5) Redd Foxx was the only artist to be invited to Elvis Presley's wedding at the Aladin Hotel in Las Vegas, on May 1, 1967.

I came across this last clue today from the Grim Society:

6) "Graves of Redd Foxx and Elvis Presley's Manager - Longtime Strip headliner Redd Foxx was laid to rest here at Palm Memorial Gardens after a fatal heart attack in 1991. Foxx dominated Vegas showrooms with his filthy but hilarious stand-up comedy. He is best remembered as Fred Sanford on TV's "Sanford and Son". Foxx's real name was John Sanford, but his headstone here is inscribed with his stage name as well a a little red fox monogram. Also buried here is longtime Elvis Presley manager Colonel Tom Parker, who died of a stroke in 1997. 7600 S. Eastern Avenue."

You see, not only was Redd Foxx invited to Elvis' wedding - he's buried alongside Colonel Tom Parker. Yes indeed, Elvis has sent me on a mission. I can feel it in my bones. Take one step towards Elvis, Elvis takes three towards you.

With Elvis as my witness, I will figure out what the Redd Foxx-Elvis connection has to do with a bum washing his ass in a laundromat!

Glory be to Elvis!