EXCITING NEWS

First off, I'd like to wish Gladys Presley, Elvis' Momma and SUE's Virgin Mary, a Happy Mother's Day. If it wasn't for you, Mrs. Presley, the universe would be totally different. Glory be to Elvis.

Secondly, regarding my previous post that GURUSMASHER commented upon:

'My own limited aptitude in augury, such as it is nevertheless prompts me to mention that this in fact might be a divine reference to the Redd Foxx 'party album', You Better Wash Your Ass!
Perhaps some investigation into the possible connections between Redd and Elvis (may He sing forever) is in order.'

Well, thanks to a Google search using the names, 'Elvis Redd Foxx,' I came across the following trivia:

'Redd Foxx was the only artist to be invited to Elvis Presley's wedding at the Alladin Hotel in Las Vegas, on May 1, 1967.'

I'm happy to announce the Drunk washing his ass was indeed a sign from the King! Thank you, GURUSMASHER! I feel as though I've stumbled across a secret society. Needless to say, I'll continue to look into this 'Redd Foxx' situation. Glory be to Elvis.