THE GOSPEL OF ELVIS

Good day, my fellow SUEers.

Elvis is love. Elvis is you. Elvis is me. I'm happy to tell you that Elvis visted me in yet another dream last night! Elvis wore a Military uniform and his hair was short. He saluted me and I saluted him back.

"Rev J," he said to me, "I - I do appreciate what you're doing for me and all, but unless you get three hundred members by the end of May...I'm going to have to take you home to Graceland. Thank you very much. He then bent down and patted my stomach and sang, 'To Dream the Impossible Dream.' I knew then what Elvis was telling me: "If you build it, they will come."

As Elvis once said, "I always felt that some day, somehow, something would happen to change every thing for me."

My fellow SUEers, I too have faith that I will meet the King's goal of three hundred members!

GLORY BE TO ELVIS!!!