BIG POTTY!!!!!!

Well, rehearsals for Elvis In Space 2 have begun and they're going quite well.
Yours truly is playing the role of Stevie, Elvis' sidekick. Acting in the play I wrote prevents me from getting too worried and stressed during the performances. During the last EIS, I sat in the tech booth during the duration of the show. I rocked back and forth, drooling on myself. It wasn't a pretty sight.

But, alas! EXCITING NEWS about Elvis: It seems I was at a party last week and the subject of Elvis came up (as it always does)! I was discussing drugs with Dr. Todd (he's a doctor of physics). The drug conversation went from pot to pills. I revealed to Dr. Todd that Elvis had ingested so many pills that near the end of his life, Elvis' big potty was white. This has always fascinated me. Well, the good Dr. Todd suggested that the cause of this white big potty was due to angels. He stated that angels flew up Elvis' ass, causing the white big potty.

I sat there listening, my mouth wide open. Was this what the King had been trying to reveal to me all along?? If you recall my previous posts, I saw a bum washing his ass in the laundry mat. I knew it was a sign from Elvis. This sign of the bum led me to three months of investigations - and finally the good doctor gave me the answer I needed: Angels communicated with Elvis through his Ass! Glory Be to Elvis. He truly is a divine spirit!