ELVIS, PLEASE FORGIVE ME

To All My Fellow Suers:

I'm sorry for not posting for awhile. Elvis has given me other plans. I held auditions for Elvis in Space II and I almost have the entire show cast, except for one role. Let us all pray to Elvis that the role will be filled. Amen.

Recently Elvis spoke to Brother Paul and told him the following:

Elvis wants you to know that what was once dirty is now clean.
It is the universal truth of opposites.
Yin/Yang
Black/White
Heaven/Hell
Dirty Ass/Clean Ass
Elvis is truly brilliant.

While I thank Elvis for sharing this wisdom through Paul, I do have to say that I'm a little miffed that the King did not share this information with me directly. However, I'm sure Elvis has his reasons, so I must respect that.

Glory be to Elvis. Now go on and take on the day!